Meet the Spartans 2008

Meet The Spartans is a 2008 parody film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Similar to past movies, such as Scary Movie, Epic Movie and Date Movie it pokes fun at various films. Although it references many movies, TV shows, people and pop cultural events, it focuses mainly on the 2007 film 300.

Plot: The film opens with a Spartan elder inspecting a baby which resembles Shrek. The baby vomits on the inspector and is then rejected and punted off the hill. With the next baby in hand, the narrator says as it is Vietnamese, Brangelina gets first dibs. Baby Leonidas is then inspected, having a six-pack, biceps, and beard from birth. He is accepted as a Spartan and prepared for kinghood through his childhood training, from fighting his grandmother to enduring James Bond-style torture at the hands of Le Chiffre. Leonidas (Sean Maguire) is then cast out into the wild, and survives the harsh winter while killing a giant dancing penguin. Returning a king for his inauguration ceremony, Leonidas sees Margo (Carmen Electra) dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her chastity belt.
* Sean Maguire as King Leonidas
* Carmen Electra as Queen Margo
* Ken Davitian as Emperor Xerxes
* Kevin Sorbo as Captain
* Jareb Dauplaise as Dilio
* Travis Van Winkle as Sonio
* Diedrich Bader as Councilman Traitoro
* Hunter Clary as Leo Jr.
* Phil Morris as Messenger
* Method Man as Persian Emissary
* Nicole Parker as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Ellen DeGeneres, Paula Abdul
* Ryan Fraley as Brad Pitt
* Zachary Dylan Smith as Little Leonidas
* Tiffany Claus as Angelina Jolie
* Nick Steele as Kevin Federline
* Ike Barinholtz as Bond Villain, Prophet, Dane Cook
* Tony Yalda as Sanjaya Malakar
* Christopher Lett as Randy Jackson
* Jim Piddock as Loyalist, Simon Cowell
* Nate Haden as Ryan Seacrest
* Crista Flanagan as Oracle/Ugly Betty
* Thomas McKenna as Tom Cruise
* Jesse Lewis IV as Ms. Jay Alexander
* Jenny Costa as Tyra Banks
* Belinda Waymouth as Twiggy
* Dean Cochran as Rocky Balboa, Rambo
* Emily Wilson as Lindsay Lohan
* John Di Domenico as Donald Trump
* Jim Nieb as George W. Bush

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