Lesbian Vampire Killers 2009

Lesbian Vampire Killers is a 2009 British comedy horror film which stars James Corden and Mathew Horne. It is written by Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield, produced by Steve Clark-Hall and is directed by Phil Claydon.

The writers, who at the time were both working in the comedy development team at MTV, were challenged to come up with the most commercial film project and title ever to pitch as a £50k direct-to-DVD project, starring Williams and to be directed by Hupfield. Lesbian Vampire Killers was the end result. After several years in development hell, the project was dusted-off and carried forward by the film’s director Phil Claydon, who continued to champion the project after Williams and Hupfield moved on to other successful television projects and Claydon’s own pet-project Joshua Breed (aka Zombie Island) stalled in pre-production.

Plot: The Lesbian Vampire Killers plot revolves around two down-on-their-luck slackers, Fletch and Jimmy played by Corden and Horne who decide to temporarily escape their woes and go on holiday to a remote village, only to find that all of its women have been enslaved by lesbian vampires due to an ancient curse. Things go further awry when they hook-up with a bus-load of attractive foreign female history students and run in to the local vicar (played by Paul McGann), who seems to think that Jimmy (Horne) is the long lost descendant of a local vampire slayer. It is set in Norfolk, but was filmed outside London on location at Luton Hoo and in Three Mills film studios in Bromley-by-Bow. The film is a tongue-in-cheek homage to the classic Hammer Horror films and was originally slated to be the first “new” Hammer film. This, however, did not come to pass and it was ultimately Alliance and Momentum Pictures along with AV Films who finally greenlit the project.
* Paul McGann – Vicar
* James Corden – Fletch
* Mathew Horne – Jimmy
* MyAnna Buring – Lotte
* Silvia Colloca – Carmilla
* Vera Filatova – Eva
* Ashley Mulheron – Trudi
* Louise Dylan – Anke
* Lucy Gaskell – Judy
* John Pierce Jones – Landlord
* Emer Kenny – Rebecca
* Emma Clifford – Miss Rossi
* Susie Amy – Blonde
* Travis Oliver – Steve
* Margarita Hall – Daughter of Darkness

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